2x Weekly Service
Only 100 + GST for the ENTIRE first 4 weeks (8 visits!)
Only 49.99
Just 150 per 4 weeks after
. . . Fighting over who's job it is this time
. . . Spring mess if you get the service through the winter
. . . No searching in the dark for poop after work
. . . Giving up those precious Saturdays to pick up poop
. . . Judgemental faces on friends and family visiting
. . . Unsavoury smell when you walk out back on a sunny day
. . . Dealing with crap, ever, ever again!
150 per 4 weeks after the trial
Now you may be thinking
"Seems pretty reasonable... What's the catch?"
We want to be transparent, so here's our reasoning:
~ $100 puts our 2x weekly service within reach of anyone to try at a discounted rate
~ It helps us cover costs, without getting gouged by expensive marketing firms
~ Every week, we'll come twice and pick up a week's worth of dog poop!
~ It's not a commonly known service, and we want you to experience it!
We know you'll love the service, and we want to make the decision to try us out an easy one!
About Our Guarentee . . .
This is our chance to amaze you, but if you're not happy within 4 weeks...
We will give you your money back, even if we've already scooped the full 4 weeks!
If you're not satisfied, you may stop the service at any time and request a money-back refund with absolutely no hassle.
Thank you for using, (but not abusing this offer) - we're not a huge corporate machine, just a small team looking to feed our families - it's dirty work, but it's honest work!
FAQs . . .
How long will signing up online take?
Most signups take about 1 or 2 minutes online.
In fact, once you've filled out the form above you're already almost done!
Absolutely!
Once you're signed up with the form above, you'll be able to prepay for the remainder of the duration at a discount, and going forward - you'll keep the discounted rate.
The discounted rates for 2x weekly are as follows:
Quarterly payments: $15 per visit
Annual payments: $15 per visit
~ The Signup form above sets you up for 4 weeks of service, twice a week
~ You receive 'Rush' (expedited service) upgrade for free over those who just get a one-time clean
~ Once signed up on this page, you'll be given the option to switch to quarterly / annual billing at a discount
~ Each week, we'll come twice (spread out) and clear your yard of that week's poop
~ Otherwise, at the end of the 4 weeks, you may continue service at standard pricing
~ If your yard requires a Spring Clean to catch up, that's okay! You'll still be given the option to book a Spring Clean.
Our technicians know all the tricks of the trade - for instance, most dogs tend to have hotspots and leave tracks in the snow directly to them!
However, after a fresh snowfall it can be hard to get everything. In that case, we'll do our best to maintain your gate for you by chipping away ice, to prevent ice buildup from preventing access on future visits.
Our technician patrols your yard to find everything they can for you, and then comes back on the next visit to get everything caught up if there's anything missed.
Best of all, if you scoop throughout the winter, you won't need to get a Spring Clean!
Often in the Great Canadian winter, it snows. And when it does, it covers up all the poop! However, just because you can't see it - it doesn't mean it isn't there. You'll know when you look outside whether or not you need a Spring Clean!
It is normal for a dog to poop 2-3 times per day, we'll let you do the math haha! 💩
As the snow melts, it reveals the entire winter's glorious poop collection for all to see (and smell)
It can be a tremendous task to get it all cleaned up - that's where the Spring Clean comes in.
A spring clean typically requires a very long visit when your yard is dry, alternatively it will take several longer weekly visits as the snow melts to get it caught up.
If you'd like to continue the service at the end of the 4 weeks, no action is required on your part! We'll simply re-bill the standard rate for the next 4 weeks and continue to provide awesome service.
If you've decided to go for a quarterly or annual plan, you will not be billed until the end of the respective time frame - you'll also receive a substantial discount with each of those plans!
How soon will I get my first cleaning?
As soon as possible!
Outside of our spring rush, you'll likely recieve your service anywhere between 0-3 business days. That means if you're signed up by Wednesday, you should receive your service this week!
We're able to offer our twice-a-week service at a low price because we do a good job of maintaining it.
However, if you require a Spring Clean, that will be a big job and we'll have to pay our technicians extra for it.
No worries, though - you'll be able sign up for one at a discount with the click of a button after your initial weekly signup is complete!
You'll know if you need a Spring Clean!
We do indeed!
We only offer disinfectants when the conditions are right, typically in the summer. If the service is available, you'll be able to add on the disinfectant with the click of a button during the signup process.
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If you've read this far, we hope you've found all the answers you're looking for.
If not, please - feel free to call us at (855) 588-5847
Otherwise, clicking the yellow button below will take you right back up to the form, like a little taxi!