Don't Deal With Crap in 2024!
What you get...
ONE YEAR of weekly dog poop pickup... $ 1287
Spring-clean service...$ 199
Spring Disinfectant service....$ 99
Free dog Food Coupon...$ 30
Pet Health Monitoring...
INSTANTLY PRINTABLE GIFT
Final Report After Every Visit...
TOTAL VALUE OVER $1615
100% Satisfaction guarantee
ONE YEAR of weekly dog poop pickup...
Spring-clean service...
Spring Disinfectant service....
Free dog Food Coupon...
Pet Health Monitoring...
INSTANTLY PRINTABLE GIFT
Final Report After Every Visit...
100% Satisfaction guarantee
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Total Value:
$ 1287
$ 199
$ 99
$ 30
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Or a refund!
$ 1615
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Only $1089 When You Sign Up NOW!
Don't want to pay up front?
No more fighting with who's job it is
No spring mess if you get the service through the winter
No searching in the dark for poop after work, or trying to find the time on the weekends
Only $1089 When You Sign Up NOW!
Now you may be thinking
"Am I able to gift this service to a loved one?"
Absolutely!
Step 1) Enter the address & details of the person you're gifting the service to.
Step 2) You may pay for the gift 1 Columnon the following step with a method of your choosing.
Step 3) Would you like this to be a surprise? No problem! More info on the next pages...
It's not a commonly known service, and we want everyone to experience it!
We also believe that once you experience Poo Crew you will love it so much that you will want a poop free yard all year round. But that’s it…
About My Guarantee
We want to show you we rock!
This is our chance to amaze you, but if you're not happy within the first 4 weeks...
We will give you your money back and you still get all 4 weeks of services FREE!
If you're not satisfied, you may stop the service at any time and request a 100% money-back refund with absolutely no hassle. Even if we scooped the whole 4 weeks!
How does it work, what do I receive?
✅ Tools/shoes, cleaned & disinfected
✅Just like Spotify or Netflix, we bill every 4 weeks
✅ Amazing service every week
🚫 No Contracts! You may cancel, pause, or skip services anytime!
🛰️GPS tracked and routed Poo-Fessional will scoop your entire property each week no matter how long it takes, and you will never pay a spring clean again if you keep the service till the spring.
How will you find the POOP in the winter?
While its true that searching for poo in the snow is a little more difficult we will get most poo bombs while the snow accumulates and then while it melts. We will learn where your dogs crap. We can even following their paw tracks. BEST OF ALL if you stay with the weekly scheduled services through the winter NO spring clean cost applies, PAY NOTHING EXTRA. We will be motivated to get it all every scoop and do what is best for your property. If you need a catch up cleaning we will ask you during your sign up.
How Soon Will I Receive My first cleaning?
Right away! All completed sign-ups are scooped within 3 business days on average. If you are seeing this before Wednesday at midnight we should be able to scoop you this week.
But it says $7 in the video?
Its an older video from a more expensive promotion. So since we are pretty much giving our service away for free we don't have the money or time to invest in a new video lol. so only $7 again, we switched prices back
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